Wallpaper Man
Told by Benson: After the crash, everyone seems OK and they get into a tow truck that will take them to the Party. They soon arrive at a Traffic Jam and Rigby complains that the drive will take forever and Rigby wants to hear another story. Everyone else agrees and Benson sighs and he says that he'll tell it. It begins with M&R leaving their room and Benson tells them that they're re-wallpapering the house but M&R ask why and he points to a drawing that M&R made. They begin but they don't understand the instructions. A TV appears in the hallway and turns on and shows a commercial of a man named Jan who will Wallpaper a house for free. Muscle Man comes by and Mordecai asks if he's ever ordered things from the TV and he says he has like when he bought grenades last week and they worked and he's getting another shipment today. M&R call Jan and he begins wallpapering the house. Later, Mordecai and Rigby check out the house and see it's new wallpaper, then they see Jan covering Pops with wallpaper and he crawls away on the walls. They hear Benson cry for help and they run toward the scream. After a while of running through shape shifting walls, they are surrounded by walls and Rigby tears through it. They continue ripping and find Jan and they also find Benson, Skips, Muscle Man and a delivery guy wrapped in wallpaper. Jan then transforms into a large spider. M&R throw rocks at Jan and they tear open Muscle Man's wallpaper and Jan eats him. They continue throwing rocks until they free everyone else. B,P,S& The Delivery Guy run out of the cave and they throw a box of grenades (that was being delivered to Muscle Man)and throw it in Jan's mouth, blowing up Mordecai, Rigby and Jan. The story ends and Mordecai and Rigby find it lame since they're not even that dumb. Rigby begins to tell a story about how dumb Benson is but he is stopped by the Tow Truck Driver who says they've almost arrived at the Party. Rigby still continues to tell the story and the 2 get into a shoving match and they push the driver, who crashes them into a tree and everyone turns into ghosts. Benson screams and fires Rigby but he doesn't accept it since he's already dead and everyone leaves into the party.
Characters
Main
Mordecai
Rigby
Jan the Wallpaper Man
Benson
Minor
Muscle Man
Skips
Pops
Delivery Guy
Mordecai
Rigby
Jan the Wallpaper Man
Benson
Minor
Muscle Man
Skips
Pops
Delivery Guy
Jan the Wallpaper Man Jan's spider form Muscle Man being stabbed by Jan's arm