Free Cake
Rigby finds a plate from the garbage and shows Mordecai, who is disgusted but Rigby says they should put some food on it. Mordecai agrees and says they should put chocolate cake on it. M&R then go to the store to get some cake mix. Mordecai reads it's price and says it's $1.50 and they walk away muttering that it's too expensive. They go around town, but they don't end up having any. Rigby then remembers the big chocolate cake at the Snack Bar, but Mordecai says that you only get it for free if it's your birthday. M&R decide to fake their birthdays for today but Benson doesn't fall for it. Pops then tells them it's Skips' birthday and they cheer but Benson tells them he's private about his birthday. M&R become sad and Pops says that Skips secludes himself in the woods every time it's his birthday. Mordecai pitches in and tells them to have a party for him and Benson agrees, only if they can get Skips on board with their idea. M&R make ideas, until Mordecai says they can throw him a surprise party by tricking Skips, but he doesn't go along with it. M&R then decide to lie to Benson and get the cake first and figure out the Skips part later. They trick Benson but decide they'll have to take Skips to the party by force. That night, M&R are searching the woods for Skips and find him performing a ritual and is interrupted by Rigby. Suddenly, a Ute from above comes and Gary comes out of the Ute and takes Skips away. M&R get in the back of the Ute. They soon arrive in a place in space, where there is a group of babies (known as the Guardians of Eternal Youth) hovering in the sky and due to Skips not finishing the spirit dance for his eternal life, he will die. They zap him and he begins to die. M&R hop out of the Ute and tell them that they interrupted his dance. Skips continues to die and M&R go over to him and apologize. The leader of the Guardians hears Rigby say cake and he says that they love cake, so Mordecai says that they'll give them the cake if they revive Skips. They do so and they are taken home, where Benson, Pops, Muscle Man and Hi Fives are waiting. They shout 'surprise' and Benson asks M&R where the cake is and they pretend not to know what he's talking about. Benson then says that Pops brought a spare. Mordecai and Rigby run over to the cake with joy and cut slices, only to find that it isn't fully chocolate but that it has vanilla in the middle so they both groan with sadness.
Characters
Main
Mordecai
Rigby
Skips
Minor
Guardians of Eternal Youth
Gary
Benson
Pops
Muscle Man
Hi Five Ghost
Mordecai
Rigby
Skips
Minor
Guardians of Eternal Youth
Gary
Benson
Pops
Muscle Man
Hi Five Ghost
Rigby planning to kidnap Skips Rigby mad due to the GOEY not eating the cake M&R sighing about the cake having vanilla